Come on now children, let’s stop pretending.
Shelves full of the fucking stuff in the supermarket, but they all taste the same.
“Oh no, I grind my own beans”. You can literally buy it ground already, what’s wrong with you? Coffee grinders can be used for one thing and one thing only, how ridiculous it is to own your own one?
“What strength shall I get?” doesn’t matter, all the same.
“I prefer the coffee at my local place where they use the tears of joy of their employees”, no you don’t, you just prefer the ambience of their venue and the feeling of exclusivity you get.
Come on, let’s go.