ALL NEW lord sugar on twitter

thought i’d revive one of my favourite threads from the old board with this classy comeback from last week:

Looks like someone has sown up your mouth it looks like a cats anus https://t.co/CVwyG5AS17

— Lord Sugar (@Lord_Sugar) 12 September 2016
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YES!

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YES! Fucking love this jammy little critter and his tweets/comebacks.

Legitimately devastated that I won’t get to watch any Apprentice episodes live this year until the end of the episode. The first episode of a new Apprentice series is my Christmas every year, and for the first time in years I’m missing it. </3

excellent example setting from the boss there

This man is an actual treasure

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Classic bit of management there

STRICTLY SPECIAL

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His gags are so endearing cause theyre all so shit

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@shrewbie

good gags from his live commentary last week



lord sugar @ lordsugaridontcare.com

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They’re fucking beautiful.

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I recently discovered a twitter search technique that is possibly obvious to normal people who understand the internet and that, but it was new to me. Anyway, here is every tweet where Lord Sugar thought something “looks like” something else:

https://twitter.com/search?q=looks%20like%20from%3Alord_sugar&src=typd&lang=en

The search looks like this: looks like from:lord_sugar

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Superb

Hours of fun to be had. This is his “tosser” search…

https://twitter.com/search?q=tosser%20from%3Alord_sugar&src=typd

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forgot how brutal he is





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the lord sugar vs piers beeve is outstanding
















https://twitter.com/search?q=piers%20from%3Alord_sugar&src=typd

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They’re actually mates though aren’t they?

i think so. i like how he rips into him at any opportunity.