ALL NEW lord sugar on twitter

sugar

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Was super relived when she was talking shite on good morning britain once and my mum went “OOOH I CAN’T STICK 'ER” unprompted

Hartley-Brewer? I barely even know 'er

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In the tweet that directly followed this, he called someone a scumbag.

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Ah, thanks for clarifying. Lord Sugar’s Twitter persona baffles me, but it appears that I should have looked behind that tweet.

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Amstrad floppies were 3 inches so I’m not sure why Alan is bringing this up

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  • He seems utterly reprehensible yet I stlll enjoy watching The Apprentice
  • You should not be watching The Apprentice because he’s a dick

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wowzers

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Worth quoting my post again in response to the one above this.

It says a lot about his Twitter content that I see this post, and rather than thinking “he’s getting in on the lucrative Adrian Chiles market” I think “this is another coded dig suggesting that if we’re not rich, it’s because we don’t work hard enough, isn’t it?”

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Genuinely impossible to tell with him, could be either explanation just as easily.

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  • Sufjan Stevens & Angelo De Augustine (2021)
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this is an excellent tweet

What is this, a crossover episode?

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Fucking nailed it shugs

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The Facebook group Angry People In Local Newspapers dedicates a lot of their posts to this high grade of poetry.