ALL NEW lord sugar on twitter

Can’t think of anyone else who gets so consistently ratioed on twitter. It takes a special kind of twat I suppose.

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Owned

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The brass neck on Sugar, who earns probably at least four and half thousand times as much per year than Lynch.

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I don’t know why, but this has really tickled me

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Read Sugar’s tweet in the voice of Deputy Director Gordon Cole.

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He’s so fucking odd

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WE’RE TWEETING ABOUT THE ROYAL FAMILY, ALBERT

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D’you reckon he knows they’re fictional characters?

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Was he thinking of Saved by the Bell (although I clearly never saw that episode)

Lol the replies to the original tweet were 99% telling him to delete it because it’s misinformation about HIV, and he’s decided to acknowledge the 1% telling him he got the name wrong

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There’s actually only one episode of Saved by the Bell - where Jessie gets addicted to speed pills.

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still at it, and yet Lineker is suspended

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This reads like someone who understands the basic structure of a joke but actually has no idea how the underlying language works.

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And yet 2,200 people thought it was worth clicking “like”. Absolute morons.

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Now this is a pitch for a TV show

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Got some exclusive leaked footage for you:

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