All the small things


#1

What are the things you’re fucking brilliant at, but are pretty much irrelevant to day-to-day life?

Don’t hide your light under a bushel is this a saying? Something like this, DiS!!


#2

AQOS


#3

I’ll start

I reckon I’m probably top 100 in the world at pushing a bike one-handed, on the saddle/frame rather than the handlebars.

My level of control is frankly unbelievable. The grace with which I can swerve past pedestrians/go up kerbs/avoid obstacles is something to behold (all with no loss of speed may I add). I can literally do all this with one finger, should I choose to.

Can even manage it whilst a 5 year old boy is sat on the seat. Honestly, it’s the thing I’m best at in the world.


#4

Don’t think I’ll ever actually ride a bike again. What’s the point??


#5

Regarding films - Facial recognition and very dull trivia no one else cares about.


#6

I make an absolutely brilliant cup of tea.


#7

Prove it.


#8

I said IRRELEVANT things, dude!


#9

I’m OK at this in general but I’m really good at noticing the guy who played Frank Sobotka in The Wire when he appears in other things


#10

:smiley: .


#11

Judging on how most people treat making a cup of tea, and the shocking level of care they take… I’d say it’s pretty irrelevant how well I make mine.


#12

Scrambled eggs. Perfect every time.


#13

Pinging elastic bands with frankly astonishing accuracy.


#14

Im really good at weaving in and out of people on the pavement, graceful tbh. Like a gazelle.


#15

I can definitely give you a run for your money on this one


#16

knowing the year a film was made/released


#17

I don’t doubt it! I look forward to the next DiS bike wankers bike push meet.


#18

Just me and you. 70 mile push off


#19

Tell you what else I’m good at… Wheeling my bike on the back wheel. Absolutely pro at this.


#20

can imagine this being your specialist subject on mastermind, they show you a where’s wally picture and you have to pick out sobotka