i need to know
Hits your eye like a big pizza pie
Rotates and orbits
waxes, wains, has a face, makes the tide, gets wolves horny or something
Knows all your secrets
Blocks the sun when it wants attention
You don’t hear as much about the moon being made of cheese as you used to
Acts as finish line for space races
Sometimes it’s there in the daytime. That means it’s broken.
The moon mostly does good but watch out, it has got a dark side
presses up against bus windows
Goes into retrograde or Mercury or whatever
Keeps us company on our lonely spin around the solar system
If one more person spells it “wains” I’m going to destroy DiS.
She’s turned the wains against us