All the things the moon does [definitive list]

i need to know

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Hits your eye like a big pizza pie

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Rotates and orbits

waxes, wains, has a face, makes the tide, gets wolves horny or something

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bleeds
hides

Knows all your secrets

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Blocks the sun when it wants attention

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Waxes
Wains

You don’t hear as much about the moon being made of cheese as you used to

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Tides

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Acts as finish line for space races

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Mate

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Sometimes it’s there in the daytime. That means it’s broken.

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The moon mostly does good but watch out, it has got a dark side

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presses up against bus windows

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Goes into retrograde or Mercury or whatever

Keeps us company on our lonely spin around the solar system

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If one more person spells it “wains” I’m going to destroy DiS.

She’s turned the wains against us

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wain not?