All the things the moon does [definitive list]

Something to shoot for
Piece of piss

Whole of the Moon innit

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Wain Mooney

In an ideal world, the moon’s shape would be

  • Round
  • Square
  • Oblong
  • Sphere
  • Torus
  • Cylinder
  • Cone
  • Cube
  • Cuboid
  • Triangular Pyramid
  • Square Pyramid
  • Big fucking penis
  • Other

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when the moon hits your eye like a big

  • piece of pie
  • pizza pie

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the moon contributes to shitty night’s sleep for most people.

Can’t believe you’re all going for the torus option

Time to wheel the TV out again

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love
love will torus apart
again

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Donut moon is best moon

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“I want to see a circle pit, right fucking now.”

Inspires people to get their bum out.

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The moon hits your eye in the way that

  • The moon hits a big pizza pie
  • A big pizza pie hits your eye

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  • The moon
  • Alfie Moon
  • Supermoon
  • Theresamoon
  • Marquee Moon
  • @marckee Moon

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we’d have to be talking about one fucken greasy as fuck pizza, like

Something for cows to jump over
Played drums with The Who

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Gives absolutely zero fucks.

You ever seen the moon give a fuck? Course you haven’t.

needs poetry

Falls to earth if you don’t stop Skull Kid in three days time