Alternative French Election Thread



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what’s for lunch? I’ve got an under-ripe avocado and some chicken


Used to call it French toast all the time but have now changed to the more infantile eggy bread.




my son refuses to eat eggy bread, but will eat French toast.





aren’t french bulldogs bred in a cruel way or something? people always tell me this but don’t really commit


i want to smoosh their cute wee faces


was always eggy bread in our house


la di da


All pizza is on bread


do you take it back to the kitchen and pretend to change it?


I know, right?


Sweet or savoury?

  • Sweet
  • Savoury

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Words that are weirdly childish in 'adult' parlance

no, I just eat it


late surge for fries.

feel like if this had been posted right before lunch pizza and toast might have had a better showing


We always called it eggy bread.

These days I let French Toast only refer to that (modern?) café thing of giving you doorstep brioche eggy bread with fruit compote, creme fraiche and icing sugar and cinnamon on top. Excellent stuff.



I said chips before I saw kisses