Alternative jobs for dissers


#1

Based on this where lo-pan is going to become an orthodontist - what alternative jobs would dissers be good at?

Serious and bants answers welcome


#2

@balonz: supplies of days out in the air on nice spring days
@antpocalypsenow: planner of nuclear wars
@he_2: turnstile operator
@thewarn: health and safety sign writer


#3

@Witches pot plant seller


#4

@rich-t wanky beer brewer


#5

@colon_closed_bracket chef


#6

@xylo bootcamp instructor


#7

@colon_closed_bracket: chief emoji
@marckee: examiner
@sean: sheep shearer
@discobot: electo gig planner


#8

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.


#9

end of quarter report

plant pots bought: 18,000
plant pots sold: 0


#10

Would you fancy being the stooge for our stand-up routine? @discobot fortune


#11

:crystal_ball: Don’t count on it


#12

@japes:ye olde jester


#13

Aw c’mon


#14

@plasticniki - professional cyclist


#15

Or buyer for a cycling merchandise company


#16

@Severed799 - guy in the Partick Thistle mascot suit


#17

can i have a new job, pls? i hate my current one!


#18

Advisor for people who wish to become recluses.


#19

presumably i can do this remotely so as to not have to talk to people?


#20

She should be the world’s first cycling Tupperware seller.