Alternative jobs for dissers


Based on this where lo-pan is going to become an orthodontist - what alternative jobs would dissers be good at?

Serious and bants answers welcome


@balonz: supplies of days out in the air on nice spring days
@antpocalypsenow: planner of nuclear wars
@he_2: turnstile operator
@thewarn: health and safety sign writer


@Witches pot plant seller


@rich-t wanky beer brewer


@colon_closed_bracket chef


@xylo bootcamp instructor


@colon_closed_bracket: chief emoji
@marckee: examiner
@sean: sheep shearer
@discobot: electo gig planner


Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.


end of quarter report

plant pots bought: 18,000
plant pots sold: 0


Would you fancy being the stooge for our stand-up routine? @discobot fortune


:crystal_ball: Don’t count on it


@japes:ye olde jester


Aw c’mon


@plasticniki - professional cyclist


Or buyer for a cycling merchandise company


@Severed799 - guy in the Partick Thistle mascot suit


can i have a new job, pls? i hate my current one!


Advisor for people who wish to become recluses.


presumably i can do this remotely so as to not have to talk to people?


She should be the world’s first cycling Tupperware seller.