Although I'm proud of my dad

…for inventing the rear view mirror, we’re not as close as we appear to be.

Tell me a joke!

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Still pleased with this one from Hallowe’en

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Why do you never see hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

Because they’re really good at it.

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I’ll never forget what my granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket… “Want to see how far I can kick this bucket?”

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People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones.

But people in Abu Dhabi do!

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I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my granddad, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

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This made me do an officelol

I can’t find the punchline. What happened after the officelol?

Last night, while making dinner, I accidentally rubbed some herbs in my eyes. I’m now parsley sighted

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Anything you like, it can’t hear you

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow whMOO

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Why did the baker have brown hands?

he kneaded a poo

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Europe.

Europe who?

No, YOU’RE a poo!

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Too soon :sob:

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