Although I'm proud of my dad


#1

…for inventing the rear view mirror, we’re not as close as we appear to be.

Tell me a joke!


#2

Still pleased with this one from Hallowe’en


#3

#4

Why do you never see hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

Because they’re really good at it.


#5

I’ll never forget what my granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket… “Want to see how far I can kick this bucket?”


#6

People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones.

But people in Abu Dhabi do!


#7

I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.


#8

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my granddad, not screaming in terror like his passengers.


#9

This made me do an officelol


#10

why is v a monster? because it always comes after u.


#11

I can’t find the punchline. What happened after the officelol?


#12

Last night, while making dinner, I accidentally rubbed some herbs in my eyes. I’m now parsley sighted


#13

What sport do you play with a wombat?


#14

Anything you like, it can’t hear you


#15

:smiley: you absolute…
No. The answer is wom.


#16

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow whMOO


#17

Why did the baker have brown hands?

he kneaded a poo


#18

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Europe.

Europe who?

No, YOU’RE a poo!


#19

Too soon :sob: