I drank a can of drink which i had broken the tab off. it left a little bit of sharp metal that broke off which fell in.
I thought I’d be able to drink carefully and catch it in my mouth but upon completion of the drink it is apparent that I have swallowed it.
This is now the EmO memorial thread
RIP emo, you were a good one
Eventually, yes, you probably will die.
Maybe this is your superhero origin story.
Remember that time @elthamsmateowen drank a can of drink which he had broken the tab off and then swallowed it?
(so help me god if no one nudges this over the line I’ll kick right off.)
No, but you will shit out a knife
Swallow a magnet on the end of a length of string, then retrieve
Or he could wait 10 or so hours, put a magnet on the end of a
Maybe you will gain the powers of a can and a new breed of superhero will be born
“oh no the old well has a leak in it and we’re losing liquid fast. We need to save it or we’ll be surely doomed! How can we retain the water, our rubbish human bodies will just expel it eventually. Oh I wish there was someone, someone out there who could save us”
how small was the piece of metal?