AMA S2E13: Ruffers

@Ruffers is back! Let’s celebrate by asking him things!

Season 2 so far
  1. AMA S2E1: Rarity
  2. AMA S2E2: StupidSexyFlanders
  3. AMA S2E3: Chebbles
  4. AMA S2E4: ma0sm (REDUX)
  5. AMA S2E5: the_ravens
  6. AMA S2E6: Kallgeese
  7. AMA S2E7: Funkhouser
  8. AMA S2E8: Dingaling
  9. AMA S2E9: he_2
  10. AMA S2E10: aboynamedgoo
  11. AMA S2E11: Lastdino
  12. AMAS2E12: Antpocalypsenow (REDUX)

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Hey @Ruffers, good to have you back for the time being.

If you could be any dinosaur, which dinosaur would you be and why?

Hi Ruffers, I am of the opinion that you are both dashing and mysterious. Would you agree?


Hi Ruffers

  1. What would it take for you to fellate the actor Keith Allen?
  2. What’s the closest you’ve been to the North Pole?
  3. Who owns the nicest bum that you’ve seen?
  4. Have you ever irked a postman?
  5. Can ghosts change clothes or do they exist in the clothes that they died in? Why do you never see a naked ghost?
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hi ruffers

i’d like to know what is rougher: hot mix asphalt, tar & chip, earth road, chipseal or hardcore


your pal,


cats or dogs?


who’s the best loud and noisy band?

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The doctor is in


bset way to cut a pizza?

number of slices, width variation, utensils required etc

Hello Ruffers, nice to have you around again :slight_smile:

If you were stuck on a dessert island, which three desserts would you like it to be comprised of? (for the purposes of this question all desserts remain endlessly edible and untainted)

Thanks in advance :+1:

really creepy question - did you see Drug Church live at Blondies? I think I saw you on a Kerrang youtube video. If not, you have an attractive London doppleganger :kissing_closed_eyes:

Hi @Ruffers, big fan.

As a balding man, your hair makes me consumed by jealousy every time I see it. What’s your secret?

Also, I left a pair of sunglasses in a hotel room in Cardiff around 2015, as an ambassador for the city, what are you going to do about it?

Diplodocus because they eat leaves and presumably have genitals the size of buidings


On here, no. In person maybe a bit more mysterious but I’m more of an error message than a puzzle

Hello @Ruffers

So many questions, so little time:

  • Chilli: what do you put in yours?
  • What is London’s worst building?
  • Any thoughts on April Fools’?
  • Are you a fan of UFC?
  • Does drinking Guinness cause you a moral dilemma?
  • When someone says they are interested in architecture, what does that actually mean?
  • When was the last time you bleached your hair? Any pics to share?
  • What’s the most shocking thing you’ve ever seen in a public place?


  1. Very little probably, bag of cans, but I met him once and he hates me with a passion so I think its more a puzzle of what it would take for him to allow it
    2.Denmark I think, I don’t travel much as it is an over fetishised liberal lie to say its much fun or very character building
  2. Choices choices. I cant choose. Some people’s are shaped like a heart. Big fan of my cats bums too in a non sexual way.
  3. Yes but in a non postman capacity, by stealing his coke
  4. A ghost appears however they need to, so depends if their unfinished businesses requires nudity I guess

Hi @Ruffers

  • What’s your favourite type of cheese?
  • You have 4hrs to spend a £5000 gift or they’ll take it off you - what do you do?
  • Do you like holidays and if so, where do you fancy going?

That’s some good numbering ruffers

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I think asphalt is harder than chips

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Hi ruffers. What’s for lunch today? Any idea where to get nice pasta to take away?

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