#22

Depends how hungry you are

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#23

What are your favourite things about Wales?

#24

Hi @Ruffers! Big fan! :wave:

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#25

Hi. When you get a pet eagle what are you going to call her?

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#26

So many to choose from! Of all time id probably go for Unwound or Motorhead

But here’s a current Austin band you might not know yet

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#27

In eights with a wheel if there’s one to hand, or just tear bits off at will
Don’t think there’s an unenjoyable way to eat a pizza but people who use cutlery are in denial of the essential savagery of life

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#28

What it is Ruffers

Do you know any famous people’s birthdays that aren’t also your birthday? Any reason why you know them?

Healthy regards,

Steved

#29

Thank you kindly, its been fun! Good to see y’all

Id like to think pragmatically here so nothing that will melt or go off too badly, I need a good stodgy brownie to make houses from, candy ropes for making tools, and tiramisu for my bath

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#30

Ooh must be a doppleganger! I’ve only been there once about a month back and I was playing.
They have an extortionate line of merchandise, for a pub. Weird vibes.

#31

The beautiful shape of your head would only be ruined by more hair, and I think it’s a sign of high testosterone so please never feel bad. I would encourage you to grow a pointy Cavalier beard though because I think they are rad.

As for hair care tips, wash wth a bar of soap like you’re in prison, roughly towel dry. No conditioner etc they are all lying to us. Trim arbitraily when it annoys you.

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#32

Easy geezer,

Would you rather have a burrito-sized chip, or some chip-sized burritos?

#33

Brownie buildings sound fantastic, I feel they would probably be good insulators too.

Thanks Ruffers :slight_smile:

#35

Big question, a statue is a big indicator of a community’s internal subconscious so if I commissioned Thatcher being hung by piano wire it would probably lead to a violent and sad community. I would probably go for the things I like best, so a nice big comfy chair with a big can coming out of it
We could make beer spray from the top in summer.

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#36

Heyo man hope you’re doing well!

  1. As a fellow veggie I don’t think we can really have proper chilli but its best to keep it minimal, kidney beans being the main factor and if you can get some good hard mexi cheese involved you’re winning
  2. The Shard, easily. A big phallic ode to inequality fucking London’s skyline and fit only for ketamine puns
  3. Anything that subverts the mundanity of life must be good but it should go further, purge style. You should be able to kill someone for a joke.
  4. No, its too predictable and the characters tend to be pretty boring. The Irish lad is an absolute helmet and people who do it for exercise never shut their hole about it
  5. Sometimes but everything does and I’m especially weak towards beer and wine.
  6. It means that they want to sleep with you but have no real reason why you should do so. Its like saying you’re hobby is trees or rivers. We can all see things around us pal.
  7. Never I’m afraid :frowning: but I will soon I think, get one nice white streak
  8. I was on the tube the other day and there was a man downing encona hot sauce but the woman next to him didn’t move until he cracked open a beer afterwards. Its her behaviour that confused me more,like that’s where she drew the line? Odd
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#37

Not really on cheesebook when i can help it these days but favourite cheese is probably Feta on balance. Its sourish and cheap so not everyone’s favourite but I could happily just go through a whole block in about ten minutes and it seems to go with more dishes than you’d think.
I don’t want anything, I’m a nightmare to buy for (refuse things most birthdays) so would try and donate it or at worst burn it all at the last moment
Yeah India is on my list of places to see before I die, lets go! Looks like life in technicolour

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#38

Hey! Same to you, big fan, good to have you on board :blush:

I’m okay, I’m off today and riding the mega bus to Cardiff as we speak to see my dear old ma for the weekend. Hammersmith flyover is slow and wet.

So many choices and it might get unusual but here are five I go back to all the time:
Tajiri v Psyschosis v Little Guido v Mickey Whipwreck (ecw) - cant remember the exact event but had this on vhs. The workrate is insane, its like a bucks match twenty years ago. It changed my perception of what wrestling could be.
Bryan Danielson v Nigel McGuinness, the final night in Roh Nigel left for tna and the real end of an era, they just beat the hell out of each other and Daniel made me a fan for life
Kenny v Okada II - any of these obviously but the draw was just one of the most astounding things I’ve ever seen. Such athleticism
Triple H v Foley at the Rumble - just such a HHH mark in 2000, relished him putting old yeller down
CM Punk v Cena at MITB. Undoubtedly the best story of the decade wonderfully told with violence

Special shout out to Brock/Rock and Bret/Austin too

My current celebrity crush is probably AOC, one of the four politicians Trunp hates. She’s bloody beautiful in every way. Or the Hangman, he’s so loveably chunky.

I’m quite slight and lazy so lets say one tree a week?

#39

Nothing for lunch for me. Should’ve bought bus snacks really but time was at a premium.
Pasta doesn’t travel well mate, like burgers, I would avoid taking pasta anywhere. Get a lasagne if possible. The layers limit movement

#40

Barring my old pals and family I would say the top two things are:
Unconquered wilderness you can just get lost or missing in within about an hours walk of most places. Good areas to just escape modern life and feel at one with my elfdome
Gallows humour. Wales is poor as fuck and we know its only getting worse. My cousins were just made redundant from the ford factory last month but saw nothing but humour in it. It’s essential to survival and I think wales is pretty great at it

#41

Can you believe its not butter?

#42

Fab answers, especially the AOC shout :smiley: