#22

Hello @ma0sm, thanks for asking. I would have a Compsognathus, because I have a small apartment and they only grow to the size of a turkey. They are carnivorous too, so it would make a good mouser I think.

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#23

Definitely toffee. Could eat those all day. (and I often do)

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#24

In some ways I wish I could say ‘yes’ but I actually have to say ‘no’ unfortunately. I have wiggled my bum at a balding fat man when we were on a school trip and I mooned a lorry driver though, that’s the closest I got. Very stupid, not very sexy.

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#25

Hi Sexy,

Should we stop attributing importance to clothing? Or just change our attitude towards it?

Thanks,
Bye

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#26

I don’t, sorry. My TV is left-handed and she is a definite smudger.

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#27

Hey there Sexy-F, what was the most important book to you as a teenager and what do you think of it now?

#28

hey there Funky. It could be that it’s near the autumn equinox which gives a nice day/night balance. I share a birthday with some pretty good people, I think.

Curtis Nelson has been fantastic this season, despite being unsettled and being stripped of the captaincy a while back. He is far too good for us, and will move in the summer I think - we offered him a new contract but really he should be playing in the Championship. Sad he will go but I can’t begrudge him, he’s been a real pro.

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#29

Hi JB! Thank you for the question.

My favourite episode is 22 Short Films About Springfield. Not everyone’s cut of tea but I think it’s so nicely structured, I always like storylines where lots of disparate strands come together.

Other episodes I like are:
Cape Feare
Monorail
The one where Homer is mistaken for Bigfoot (we had it on VHS when I was a kid and watched it to death)
The softball one (often get that tune stuck in my head)

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#30

I do not, I assume the soap does it for me. After I saw the question on the boards a while back I tried it, but it didn’t really feel good for me.

#31

Speaking of the Flanderses, are you more of a Rod or a Todd?

#32

He has owned it like a true pro tbh - we had a big company wide meeting and someone took a parody photo and showed it to everyone (while retelling the story), and he is still the butt of all jokes.

I have a photo of my home shower with a Mr Hankey soft toy in the reflection which I want to unleash on him at some point, but I gotta respect the fact that he has owned showing his bush to the company.

He said the other day that his kid had gone to kindergarten and told her teacher that ‘Dad has been sending naked pictures of himself to people at work’. Pissed myself.

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#33

Around a year ago, I think. Always takes the paint off though, so I’m a frame and hook man now. A true sign of adulthood.

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#34

hi @stupidsexyflanders

toilet paper, over or under?

#35

What a perfect run, and therefore a difficult question!

I think it has to be Spinal Tap, but there isn’t anything between them, really. I haven’t seen the Princess Bride, though :see_no_evil:

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#36

omg. are there any toppings I am allowed as a given here?

If it could only be one single ingredient it has to be buffalo mozzarella, really.

#37

Are we sure a woodchuck CAN’T chuck wood?

I think they are quite small so would tire quickly. I am going to say: 8 logs.

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#38

Strong answer

you have seen more than @Rarity though

I’m going to adapt the question in future to include how many of them people have seen and judge them accordingly

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#39

Definite shower wee-er, don’t have a bath but when I was young I had a bath with my cousin and did a poo. She screamed and ran away. I picked it up with my hands and put it on the floor.

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#40

Cheese and tomato are a given so you can have anything else

#41

I’m going to have to ask the audience on this one, even after googling I don’t really know what you’re talking about.