He’s recently been promoted to Assistant to the Manager of Sonic at SEGA* and likes to get his haircut on a regular routine. But who is the real @anon5266188? Let’s find out!
Hello Colin. If I could be any dinosaur I would be the dinosaur called “Triceratops” on accounts of how I had a toy “Triceratops” called Trigger and it would be nice if I got to fuck him.
If I was going to bake you a cake, what kind of cake would you like?
If I was to cook you a meal, what would you be hoping I’d cook?
If you were only allowed to wear outfits made up of items entirely of the same colour for the rest of your life and those colours were, lime green, fluorescent orange or fluorescent yellow, which would you choose?
I hope you have a wonderful day and enjoy answering your questions x
Hello TTF. My favourite thing that doesn’t exist is probably the film Kenny, an Australian docu-comedy about a man who cleans Portaloos which, whilst being hilarious, unfortunately doesn’t exist.
Do you think you’ve already had over half the orgasms that you’re ever going to have? - 100% certain that this is the case
Have you ever met someone called Ryan who is a reliable human being? - Of course I haven’t nobody has.
What’s the most impressive thing you’ve ever been underneath? - The wonderful city of London (England)
What would it take for you to fellate the actor Keith Allen? - I would fellate the actor Keith Allen if any of my beloved fellow community members were in danger and this was the way to save them
The best freebie I get from my job is the latest copy of the world’s leading football management simulation, Football Manager every year! (it’s probably actually a cool doormat we did one year that looked like a football pitch with our logo on it)
My favourite ever DiS thread is probably my stupid latte one because I found it very heartwarming how invested people seemed to be in my stupid nonsense
I got a plain white shower curtain from Argos on December 10th last year. It has done the job quite well and I imagine I’ll probably aim to get the exact same product again when the need arises.