Hello Gnomey, I am also a big fan of you so thank you for saying that.
I would like a coffee and walnut cake perhaps but chocolate fudge would be more reliable
If you were to cook me a meal I would bloody love a nice steak with some peppercorn sauce, peas, mushrooms and fries (not chips)
I think I would struggle enormously in this scenario as my outfit consists almost exclusively of the exact same plain black t-shirt… I guess I’d go for lime green as at least it isn’t fluorescent but I wouldn’t enjoy myself.
As a teetotal man it would be dependent on whether or not you saw it as a night on the piss or something but I find it abysmal that we haven’t already met at some stage frankly and would relish the chance to hang out with you.
as an almost teetotal man I meant that I’d like to have a long chat with you about all kinds of things, whilst drinking a beverage of some sort, possibly a milkshake or a cup of tea/coffee.
Hi @anon5266188, you’re only allowed to eat one dish for the rest of your life. You are allowed to alter that dish (e.g. beef lasagne, chicken lasagne, etc.), but it has to stay true its original form. What’s it going to be?
For full disclosure, @bergkamp once asked me this on our internal chat system at work and then started acting the twat about whether naan constitutes part of the “dish”. It wasn’t enjoyable then and it sure as shit won’t be enjoyable now.
I asked thus question to lastdino but thought it was fun so I hope you don’t mind me using it again.
If you were stuck on a dessert island, which three desserts would you like it to be comprised of? (for the purposes of this question all desserts remain endlessly edible and untainted)