AMAS2E12: Antpocalypsenow (REDUX)

Hello Gnomey, I am also a big fan of you so thank you for saying that.

I would like a coffee and walnut cake perhaps but chocolate fudge would be more reliable

If you were to cook me a meal I would bloody love a nice steak with some peppercorn sauce, peas, mushrooms and fries (not chips)

I think I would struggle enormously in this scenario as my outfit consists almost exclusively of the exact same plain black t-shirt… I guess I’d go for lime green as at least it isn’t fluorescent but I wouldn’t enjoy myself.

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Hello EMO, lovely to see you, mate x

My favourite British wildlife is dog.

Failing that, because that is a stupid answer, I enjoy to see a goat, donkey, squirrel or baby cow.

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Hello Tuna.

I am absolutely not sexy and rarely mischievous in all honesty so I have to go with “neither” here.

Hello Joke.

As a teetotal man it would be dependent on whether or not you saw it as a night on the piss or something but I find it abysmal that we haven’t already met at some stage frankly and would relish the chance to hang out with you.

Good answer and thank you for correctly spelling my name.

as an almost teetotal man I meant that I’d like to have a long chat with you about all kinds of things, whilst drinking a beverage of some sort, possibly a milkshake or a cup of tea/coffee.


That sounds like an absolute delight!

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Hi @anon5266188, you’re only allowed to eat one dish for the rest of your life. You are allowed to alter that dish (e.g. beef lasagne, chicken lasagne, etc.), but it has to stay true its original form. What’s it going to be?

Curry, rice, naan

That’s not a dish.

For full disclosure, @bergkamp once asked me this on our internal chat system at work and then started acting the twat about whether naan constitutes part of the “dish”. It wasn’t enjoyable then and it sure as shit won’t be enjoyable now.


What’s your favourite naan?

Wowowow it’s tone

  1. Which person has been the biggest inspiration in your life, and why them in particular?
  2. Who would you like to be stranded on a desert island with and what three items would you like to have?
  3. Please tell me about a moment in your life where you realised something that changed your whole outlook.
  4. What is love?
  5. Do you talk in the same manner in real life as your posting style on these boards?
  6. Have you ever been in a situation where you felt like your life was in danger? When was that?
  7. Do you have any big regrets?
  8. What would 18 year old you think of your life now?
  9. Tell us about a time you did something silly while intoxicated.
  10. What’s the most common mistake that’s made in the Quality Assurance industry?
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I have to go to lunch now but I’m really looking forward to answering @Tuna and @ma0sm’s questions on my return and hopefully many more!!!


Bad Tone showed his true colours that day


Hello @anon5266188

When was the last time you went down a slide?

Would you ever pay money to go down a slide?

Hi antpocalypsenow,

I asked thus question to lastdino but thought it was fun so I hope you don’t mind me using it again.
If you were stuck on a dessert island, which three desserts would you like it to be comprised of? (for the purposes of this question all desserts remain endlessly edible and untainted)

Thanks in advance :slight_smile:


Where you both about 12 years old when this chat took place?

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Hi T,

Don’t have a question for you but I think you’re a cool lad.

Have a nice day :slight_smile:


Hello Ant. Big fan.

  • What was the last water cooler chat you had with Stephen from Tellison?
  • What is your favourite city and why?
  • If you had to take a GCSE exam this year, what subject would you take and why?