You are older now than you’ve ever been in your entire life
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The thing you are looking for is always in the last place you look unless you keep looking even after you have found it
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When you tear up a bank note, you are committing treason and could face up to 94 years in prison
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The drummer from ZZ Top is called AA Bottom
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3/4 of the band Free who wrote the music for the Wriggley’s Chewing Gum advert are in prison
In the original alphabet, there was no z and zebras were called stripehorses
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Not one member of the band Led Zeppelin have ever flown in a zeppelin, nor are they made out of lead. However their late drummer Jon Bonham did once fly in a balloon made of aluminium.
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The first song a four year old Paul McCartney ever wrote was Hey Jude :expp
The oldest member of Thin Lizzy is Phil Young :boomhead:
Gary Numan And Gary Oldman are exactly the same age
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In Luxembourg, if there are no speed limit signs visible, then you can drive as fast as you like
If you try and sit in a chair crotch first you’ll end up looking like a fucking dipshit.
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David Bowie is dead.
The wave machine was invented by Brent Hand in 1957 after he got inspiration from a trip to the beach
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To maximise your warmth in a sleeping bag, it is most efficient to be completely naked inside it
Elvis is alive.
Despite his name drummer Keith Moon was actually a keen worshipper of the sun god Ra and would frequently invite fellow rock stars to his mansion to perform ‘blood sacrifices’ to win his favour and secure a good harvest.
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The only city that is visible from space is Barry, Nevada
Tony Blair’s surname contains the word lair which is an anagram of liar
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Ironically, I believe he is the only one without a bottom.
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