Amazon Dash Buttons


#1

#2

these are STILL the shittest things capitalism has yet produced.

I’m off home now - have a great evening Jordan


#3

The utter pointlessness of these is properly irking me.


#4

Amazon TRASH buttons more like!


#5

Help, I need some World’s Best Cat Litter in a day and I DO NOT have time to open my laptop!


#6

And how does it know what I actually want? Let’s say I click my Whiskas button. Presumably I still have to go onto Amazon to confirm which flavour and quantity I would like?

Obviously nobody knows the answer to this as literally nobody has ever actually used one of them.


#7

My life hasn’t been the same since


#8

I think you program it beforehand


#9

Bad ant’s back.


#10

We didn’t ask for a fucking science lesson, egghead


#11

Bad Ant
Bant


#12

sounds like someone’s pushed their twat button


#13

It’s all I’ve ever wanted.


#14

I wonder if you can get an amazon dash button that orders more amazon dash buttons? :thinking:


#15

I think they’d then malfunction, and you wouldn’t be able to turn them off, and we’d end up with a world essentially swamped by Amazon Dash Buttons [Philip K Dick basically wrote this story, only he somehow forgot to mention Amazon, on account of he died before they started]


#16

/me presses button

Nope, dignity aint here yet