these are STILL the shittest things capitalism has yet produced.
I’m off home now - have a great evening Jordan
The utter pointlessness of these is properly irking me.
Amazon TRASH buttons more like!
Help, I need some World’s Best Cat Litter in a day and I DO NOT have time to open my laptop!
And how does it know what I actually want? Let’s say I click my Whiskas button. Presumably I still have to go onto Amazon to confirm which flavour and quantity I would like?
Obviously nobody knows the answer to this as literally nobody has ever actually used one of them.
I think you program it beforehand
Bad ant’s back.
We didn’t ask for a fucking science lesson, egghead
Bad Ant
Bant
sounds like someone’s pushed their twat button
It’s all I’ve ever wanted.
I wonder if you can get an amazon dash button that orders more amazon dash buttons? 
I think they’d then malfunction, and you wouldn’t be able to turn them off, and we’d end up with a world essentially swamped by Amazon Dash Buttons [Philip K Dick basically wrote this story, only he somehow forgot to mention Amazon, on account of he died before they started]
/me presses button
Nope, dignity aint here yet