American man killed by protected tribe

I’ve got them all on WhatsApp.

But we need these enquiries to work out who are the good tourists and who are the bad tourists surely??

Don’t buy that. If the good tourists were really good they wouldn’t be associated with the bad ones. Kill them all imo. With arrows

This looks great directly below @laelfy’s post about tourists :grinning:

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I’m still kind of amazed at how despite being attacked several times he kept coming back.

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BAD TOURIST:
Ooh, look at this, here. Hey, I bet this’ll be good for finally getting up them pesky congealed skiddies at the bottom of the bowl at our Grant’s flat.

GOOD TOURIST:
Wow, look at this beautiful artefact. I can’t wait to respect its spiritual relevance by propping it up next to my treasure chest full of ukuleles

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Excellent point. But where to go to avoid them?

Next year I shall be holidaying in Maidenhead.

Poor lad probably just wanted to play them a bit of mumford on the tribe ukeleke

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I like this post. Solid work.

do they know it’s black friday at all?

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nevertheless, he persisted

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If they were that dangerous why do they need protecting

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I heard you’re not allowed to celebrate black Friday any more in case it offends the sentinilese

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done :rofl:

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These days, you get sentenced to death if you say you aren’t sentinilese

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arrogant selfish and stupid more like

SEX CRAZED

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No that’s Marilyn Munroe

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“if you can’t Andaman at my best…”

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Can’t be that sex crazed if there’s only 50-150 of them imo

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