#133

I’m kinda frightened of how reckless and promiscuous I am inevitably gonna be when things open up

#134

I’m sad about how lonely and non-sexy I’ll probably still feel afterwards tbh

Esp when everyone in the entire world is banging like that bit in the second Matrix film

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#135

Oh I’ve got an opening for you

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#136

Good thread, enjoyed it a lot :+1:

#137

Who said I wasn’t going to feel lonely and non-sexy?

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#138

THAT FINE ASS, THATS WHO

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#139

I think my friend is the seller! Is it from HardWearUK?

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#140

Yes!! What a small world :smiley:
They’re so so well made!

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#141

Ahhhh I’m so pleased :smiley: yes his stuff is great, I have a pair of earrings from him that I love. There’s a really nice queer neck chain that I neeeeeeed.

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#142

Want one of those necklaces now.

and someone to bang me while I’m wearing it

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#143

Oh amazing! I know the one you mean, was having another browse last night and was admiring it :smiley:
Can’t get enough of his stuff, it’s so cool. Also have a little keychain that’s a padlock that has “fuck the tories” engraved on it and a little skull charm. Has truly elevated my keys :smiley:
OH, thanks for reminding me actually, need to leave another review. Please tell him I’m a huge fan and will be buying more!

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#144
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#145

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#146

Just imagining my mum opening the post… Ooh a pretty necklace. Oooh it’s inscribed…

C…um…

Brat???

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#147

‘Jizz Gaffney’

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#148

Dean Dildo

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#149

One of my exes sometimes used to say “Can you to put your willy in me?” when initiating sex.

It was amusing way to phrase it but a complete instant turn off. I didn’t know how to tell her it made me sad.

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#150

He’s notorious among plus size fashion bloggers for sliding into their dms. Man is obsessed with big boobs.

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#151

image

And people with multiple bums.

I won’t lie, I’m curious.

#152

good stuff