he’s taking a sabbatical
Sorting out stuff for my holidays. Although just had dinner and just wanna zone out on the sofa. Woe is me!
where you off to lopes?
I’m watching some crossfit thing on netflix
looks really really difficult. I’m eating a yoghurt.
Just watched a guy have a dislocated ankle straightened (on TV btw). Fuck me that was horrid
popping into Italy for a bit before swinging by Mallorca. Just gonna eat all the good food and drink all the good wine
Dying for a piss but 'er indoors is in the shower.
Can’t wait until we move house and I’ve got a more sheltered garden to piss in. Also a second loo.
yeah that sounds alright, like
Alright @anon29812515
Go in the kitchen sink.
There are quite a lot of plants next to the kitchen sink…
Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh bisto
Aww look at his wee face!
You extend me this hand of brotherhood… I will build my first Netrunner deck.
I probably won’t have washed them, the outside tap here doesn’t work.
Watching Jaws for the first time ever…
Best movie ever.
I am hammered. The Damned were terrible except for the fifteen minutes when their keyboard broke and they played a succession of old punk bangers. In a wanky cocktail bar drinking a rhubarb gin cocktail. Ought are playing here in October but I have no one to go with. Waaah.
Are they? Could be interested…
Don’t go for a sandwich bag if it’s a biggun. Trust me
