Just watched a guy have a dislocated ankle straightened (on TV btw). Fuck me that was horrid
popping into Italy for a bit before swinging by Mallorca. Just gonna eat all the good food and drink all the good wine
Dying for a piss but 'er indoors is in the shower.
Can’t wait until we move house and I’ve got a more sheltered garden to piss in. Also a second loo.
yeah that sounds alright, like
Alright @anon29812515
Go in the kitchen sink.
There are quite a lot of plants next to the kitchen sink…
Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh bisto
Aww look at his wee face!
You extend me this hand of brotherhood… I will build my first Netrunner deck.
I probably won’t have washed them, the outside tap here doesn’t work.
Watching Jaws for the first time ever…
Best movie ever.
I am hammered. The Damned were terrible except for the fifteen minutes when their keyboard broke and they played a succession of old punk bangers. In a wanky cocktail bar drinking a rhubarb gin cocktail. Ought are playing here in October but I have no one to go with. Waaah.
Are they? Could be interested…
Don’t go for a sandwich bag if it’s a biggun. Trust me
How do you kn… actually on second thoughts don’t answer that.
I was tired but now before bed I’m feeling totally wired
Are you taking Gashwrecker with you?
Yeah. Bumsnogger too.
