An informal apology

soz pal, we good though, right?

Yeah bud, we chill

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FO, M

I’m not even sorry.

I’m sorry you feel that way

Talk to the hand.

Pro-tip: Instead of apologising for something, thank the person for putting up with your shit.

e.g.

INSTEAD OF
Sorry I’m late

SAY
Thanks for waiting for me.

Thanks for reading this reply.

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Stop apologising for the things you’ve never done; time is short and life is cruel

Thanks for pointing this out

Sorry for spilling red wine on your cream carpet.

Oh hang on, I’ve never done that.

Thank you for not making me feel bad when I poured all of that red wine on your carpet

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nah

Thank you for having that birthday I forgot about, mum

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Save it for Thursday

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