soz pal, we good though, right?
Yeah bud, we chill
I’m not even sorry.
I’m sorry you feel that way
Talk to the hand.
Pro-tip: Instead of apologising for something, thank the person for putting up with your shit.
Sorry I’m late
Thanks for waiting for me.
Thanks for reading this reply.
Stop apologising for the things you’ve never done; time is short and life is cruel
Thanks for pointing this out
Sorry for spilling red wine on your cream carpet.
Oh hang on, I’ve never done that.
Thank you for not making me feel bad when I poured all of that red wine on your carpet
Thank you for having that birthday I forgot about, mum
Save it for Thursday