Analogies

Sick of em. Waste of time. Get rid of em.

This thread has been a real rollercoaster of emotions!

Can’t spell analogies without

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good morning ma0sm!

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How are you with metaphors?

I’ve got a colleague who seemingly can only communicate in a series of analogies, metaphors and idioms. They’re usually sports related.

Doesn’t matter how loudly and slowly you speak, the German lads aren’t going to understand cricket idioms, you fucking idiot.

What does this mean for my similes thread?

dead as a dodo

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JASON DERRRRRULLLLLLLLOOOOOO.

arrrgghhhhhh - SPORTING METAPHORS - ARRRGGGHHHH

I cringe at these - they’re always so tenuous. I don’t like sport - stop trying to simplify it for me. I might do it with MY hobby.

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