“And if you get more trouble give that number a call and I’ll be round quicker than you can say ‘property maintenance’l

That’s another line for my NaMoWriMo story nailed.

Now I just need to fit it into a novel about a forbidden romance in rural 19th century India.

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could try:

“And if you get more trouble give that number a call and I’ll be round quicker than you can say ‘property maintenance” he said, lustfully, in rural 19th century India

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I don’t think they had many phones in rural 19th century India sadly.

Its fiction!!

Homestly

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My disbelief requires proper suspension!!

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Never mind that, what do you think of the word ‘homestly’

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I don’t think that’s any of your business to be perfectly homest with you.

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I bet it does, you dirty old bollocks

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“And if it that lad turns up and says “And if you get more trouble give that number a call and I’ll be round quicker than you can say ‘property maintenance” I’ll give him what for, I bloody well will”
“But father, I love him!”
“Not round here you don’t! This is rural 19th century India, boy!”
“Fuck it!”

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