Trainer socks in Summer, ankle covering socks in Autumn and Winter.
It is we can’t hear any noise from upstairs at all
I don’t have a floor, my entire house is basically a never ending game of Hang Tough.
my television is
- big
- medium
- small
- not there
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gone for small as a monitor is kind of a TV
If anyone is wearing a nice pair of socks, we’d love to see them over in the Socks Thread
I really like having my feet very softly stroked, especially the soles.
the apples go
- in the fridge
- in a fruitbowl
- in other people’s houses as I don’t like them
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Anyone who buys toilet paper in quantities of less than 16 is a reckless billionaire.
just get a 9 stack, lasts a while
How does one carry 16 rolls from the shop to the house? And where does one store them?
Ocado man
Garage
How the other half lives …
might get spiders on them in the garage
Don’t sell in more than 9s in the local Tesco express and I’m not walking any further than that when in need a shit
- Always stocked up
- I like the danger of running out
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Yeah other peoples feet are fine just don’t touch mine
if I asked you for a Phillips head screwdriver could you find one for me?
- of course and in no time at all
- might take me a while let me see
- not a chance
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The pack has a built in little handle.
Makes quite a pleasant table centrepiece.
Pyramid with a spare one to throw at said pyramid
AA batteries
- still use 'em
- I live in the 21st century
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