I once managed to pull myself a pint in an empty upstairs function room of a pub. I just wandered in there on my way to the loo, pulled myself a peroni (most ££ beer on tap… it was a fairly shite pub) and left. I didn’t tell any of the group I was with what had happened, just basked in the smug free pint glow.

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Now, did you also source a glass from the upstairs function room or had you, inexplicably, taken a glass with you to the toilet?

glass from the function room! pulled the peroni into a stella glass in my adrenalised confusion

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I would not be able to not tell people about this. What an accomplishment.

Did a bit of this shit at university, easiest way to get on the roof was just go out of the modern fire escapes from the top floors / my mate’s windows, so it wasn’t all that dramatic. Got very close to being caught a few times though, which got the heart racing:

Those old school lads were insane though.

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Oh how delightfully devilish!

Tbf it was a little bit

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Did something similar at [redacted university], except underground. A few of us went exploring in the heating system passageways one night. One guy had been down there before so knew which manhole to go down, then we went pootling around the tunnels for a bit and popped up somewhere near the union bar.

yeah, did the same thing with a few mates years ago, but we just ended up getting blazed on the playing field.

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I think it’s time for (another) rewatch.

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the pay to use toilets at waterloo station in 2013.

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