“A horse bit me as a child” or “a horse bit someone I was with/near when I was a child”
- I can truthfully tell this anecdote
- I would be lying if I told this anecdote
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Now you post some stuff like this
“A horse bit me as a child” or “a horse bit someone I was with/near when I was a child”
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Now you post some stuff like this
Looks like you’ve fucked it right off the bat
Who amongst us can say they haven’t “fucked it right off the bat” at some point
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“I or someone I was with/near has fallen in a cow pat”
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As a child I once nicked a sweet from the pick and mix or something and it was adorable
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Nope, stepped in cow shit only last summer though
I think that counts.
Was feeding a goat (or other animal) and it snatched all the food out of my hand
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“my mate <mate’s name> invented <a thing> on the playground (or similar)”
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I or someone in my immediate family has been bitten by a naughty goose
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a horse almost bit me but i was in my twenties
You had a spider that lived in a bush outside your window. Orange body, green legs. You watched her build her web all summer. Then one day there was a big egg in. The egg hatched. And hundreds of baby spiders came out. And they ate her.
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I or someone in my immediate family has had their arm broken by a swan
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That time I/an immediate relative met a minor royal
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Your aunt/uncle can only remember 1 thing about you and it means they bring it up every time you see them for 30 years
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My good friend told me the anal sex poo dog put down story a few weeks ago utterly convinced that
A) it actually happened
B) it happened to a particular person in her hometown
Started quizzing her on it and she quickly realised it was an urban myth and looked like her reality was crumbling around her. No idea how she got to 28 years old not knowing
Whoever coined it really deserves a place in the best writers ever list
The idea that the parents came home, saw shit on the flaw, and their first step is to kill the dog is a bit of a plot hole
Did you lie to me intentionally?