Anecdotes with upwards of 95% universality levels

For sale: dog’s collar, never worn.

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I think that what has happened is, I have “jumped the gun” on a statement without necessarily doing the adequate research to back up my assertion.

This is something that I basically never do so I have to apologise.

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Ian?

Never apologise!

Sometimes it is essential to apologise

Always apologise

Susan anal sex poo dog put down party

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I was headbutted by a horse as a child

  • Never Apologise!
  • Always Apologise!
  • I am an ambiguous coward

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Yeah my mate Rob told me this in sixth form, it later appeared as a plot point on that terrible BBC3 sitcom.

Apologies for some, miniature american flags for others.

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A pet snake was preparing over several nights to eat me

  • Yes that has happened to us all
  • It has never happened to me as my pet snake is loyal and would not consider it

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Anal sex poo dog put down story

  • This is a thing I know about
  • Eh?

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I just made the mistake of googling this. Cannot unsee some of the results.

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Accidentally broke a window when I was young despite a totally foreseeable set of circumstances.

  • SMASH!
  • I did not hear that sound

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Your honour, I was innocently googling anal sex poo dog put down, for research

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I was overcome by a wave of naivety

A man got his head trapped in a bottle bank / bin etc and was then subjecting to various unpleasantness

  • Yeah I heard this one
  • Sounds unlikely

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Uncle Dennis should definitely keep quiet about that now.

Lot of extremely middle class animal anecdotes in this thread.