For sale: dog’s collar, never worn.
I think that what has happened is, I have “jumped the gun” on a statement without necessarily doing the adequate research to back up my assertion.
This is something that I basically never do so I have to apologise.
Ian?
Never apologise!
Sometimes it is essential to apologise
Always apologise
Susan anal sex poo dog put down party
I was headbutted by a horse as a child
- Never Apologise!
- Always Apologise!
- I am an ambiguous coward
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Yeah my mate Rob told me this in sixth form, it later appeared as a plot point on that terrible BBC3 sitcom.
Apologies for some, miniature american flags for others.
A pet snake was preparing over several nights to eat me
- Yes that has happened to us all
- It has never happened to me as my pet snake is loyal and would not consider it
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Anal sex poo dog put down story
- This is a thing I know about
- Eh?
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I just made the mistake of googling this. Cannot unsee some of the results.
Accidentally broke a window when I was young despite a totally foreseeable set of circumstances.
- SMASH!
- I did not hear that sound
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Your honour, I was innocently googling anal sex poo dog put down, for research
I was overcome by a wave of naivety
A man got his head trapped in a bottle bank / bin etc and was then subjecting to various unpleasantness
- Yeah I heard this one
- Sounds unlikely
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Uncle Dennis should definitely keep quiet about that now.
Lot of extremely middle class animal anecdotes in this thread.