Way ahead of you there
Just googled “the Sun charity bosses” and saw an article calling out charity CEOs for earning what presumably is a fraction of what a CEO would earn in the public sector.
So take your pick from Marie Stopes, WWF (always makes me lol), Macmillan, NSPCC, RNIB and Guide Dogs.
When do you set off pal?
Woke up a bit miserable
Might do some field recording at some point
Think i lost my suit jacket.
Me: ‘oh gooooooood! eeeeeurgh!’ (various, all encompassing levels of regret)
@Gnometorious: ‘don’t worry, it’s only a suit jacket and it’s probably just fine.’
I’m so drunk that that tickled me a lot. Don’t even know why. Wish i had a suit jacket, mind.
So last night me and my friend sent a drunken video to my pal in which we spilled a secret from about 10 years ago that he didn’t know about, for the lols. He sent a video in return with a story that I didn’t know about.
Apparently, in Wetherspoons last year, my friend Carly and some other people that I like and respect were having a drunken conversation: ‘do straight men like it up the arse?’
I’m somewhat evangelical about having things up my arse. It’s an important message to get out because a lot of men are, you know, pathetic, and feel like if they pop a finger up there then they automatically turn into a huge gay or something. It must stop, it feels well nice.
So Carly, having discussed this before with me, tells the group, without my permission, and incredibly loudly at a volume that only drunken Carly can achieve: ‘Jack [Surname] LOVES a finger up the arse!’
She makes this point at least twice as the conversation rumbles on. Fine, I don’t give a shit, I’m an open book about this stuff and I don’t mind her saying that in front of my other friends, who cares. Like I said, it’s important. Bum fun is good fun.
What I do mind, however, is that when Carly got up to leave, she realised that my mum and stepdad were sat on the next table having a quiet drink.
Booked a taxi for 10 past midnight to wokingham Station. Google timeline has us getting a taxi all the way to our friends’ housr uo the road, and all my money is in the wallet it was put in.
Lying in bed trying to decide whether I have a little hangover or not. I think I might be fine you know.
great payoff to that story, cheers
Sat on a Megabus, marooned, awash amongst an actual sea of Cardiff half marathoners and their friends. Thousands here. Will be fun seeing how Drive negotiates this
Haha the answer : aggressively
Haha was just about to reply ‘aggressively I’d imagine’.
We had to walk home in the rain for NO REASON and I was cross about it. Still not sure why you wouldn’t let the taxi continue to take us home after we dropped J and J off.
Feels like another case of @avery thinking he knows best despite all evidence to the contrary including me speaking actual words of sense.
Might get a divorce tbh. Would like a partner who listens to me.
Makes a change dunnit
5pm get to Sri Lanka tomorrow morning
She says gently kissing the arm of a man she married. I just don’t know what to believe.
I’m struggling to really understand this but I’m sorry for your loss if loss occurred.