Animal Improvements

Hello friends. This is a thread about ways in which we can improve animals by adding features (?) that exist elsewhere in the animal world. For example, maybe giving an eagle a trunk instead of a beak would be fun?

Side question, do you think ‘features’ was the correct word to use for what I’m trying to describe here?

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Upgrades!

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Seeing as it has to be existing animal specs, I would like to change my elephants with lasers suggestion to elephants that can breathe fire (like dragons).

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i would give man, the most dangerous animal of all, more capacity for empathy

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https://animals.jira.com/browse/FEATURES-1721

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Bees should have a kangaroo-style pouch in order to carry more pollen.

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how sure are we that they can’t?

Spherical cows

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I reckon giraffes would be awesome if they had big fluffy lion manes

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dogs that can make toasties

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Goats with giraffe necks. Make it a bit easier for these fellas:

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Wonderful idea, wonderful sentiment, wonderful post. Thank you.

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I was going to suggest dogs should have wings, because can you imagine how happy they’d look?

But then I thought about all the shitting they’d do and now will not be going ahead with this suggestion.

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Maybe the most important features in life are the ones that something something…

Or what about

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I dunno about that - when my cousins dog got old it would just shit while walking. You wouldn’t even know she was doing it sometimes. She just did not give a fuck.

see what i mean, @anon5266188?

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Are there any existing animals with wheels?

This video may surprise you. Though I suppose in nature stuff doesn’t actually have hit points.

I imagine Ultimate Battle Simulator would be great fun for a couple of stoned hours.

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