now you’re talking speculative fiction pal

Pistol shrimp: laser sight

Pew pew!

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Dogs you can preload with 4 phrases of your choice

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They can have Barry White’s tone but not his ability to form words. Thank you for your compliance.

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Nah, those goats are fucking awesome because they climb trees

isn’t that a hamster?

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No. It’s not a hamster. Don’t be so wilfully ignorant.

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octopuses should live longer
and give them cameras

hangs head in shame
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Adorable!

that’s a cute hedgeham

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pet dogs and cats to have the longevity of a tortoise

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Fuckin’ truth this :cry:

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Although, what’s sadder:

  • Your beloved pet dying
  • Your beloved pet outliving you and being sad

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Oh God, this is an impossible one.

On one hand pets dying is the worst thing in the world, on the other hand this is the thing that breaks my heart more than anything else:

I just imagine a pet finding me, and being helpless. Breaks my little heart.

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Oh my poor heart

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Nice bit of crap taxidermy to lighten the mood in that article though

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