All rhinos, hippos, elephants and other big grey African beasts should have a bird perched on them at all times.

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Doesn’t count. Sorry.

Frogs with zebra stripes!

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Minotaurs to have human heads.

Dogs 1 - 0 Chris_is_cool?

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No improvements needed to the Gorilla as far as @Xylo is concerned, at least :wink:

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Mice with chameleon eyes. And two cocks.

alright, alejandro jodorowsky

Please, let me finish.

And two cocks joined together like a fowl catamaran.

Jet packs
Dolphins
Bombs

alright, cedric bixler-zavala

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I’m afraid that those things don’t exist in nature so I can’t allow it.

instead of a mouth, four arses!

Terrific!

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a wolf could be improved by being my friend and hanging out with me

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Spiders… but all DEAD. Arachnotwats.

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Miniature wolves that we can train to be our friends and let them wander around our houses and come for walks with us and stuff.

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now you’re talking speculative fiction pal

Pistol shrimp: laser sight

Pew pew!

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