Animal Job Suggestions

The guide dog is a respected member of society and seems to enjoy it’s time.

What other creature’s could offer gainful employment?

I reckon we could use some large intelligent crabs to remove litter from our streets.

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As long as the crabs get a living wage, I’m happy

When I had a pet crab it seemed to enjoy lifting things up in the tank

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Penguin waiters

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Rehabilitate police dogs to become support dogs for people in crisis.

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Do you think the other dogs shout narc at the police dogs?

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Could train Osprey’s to retrieve helium balloons that children have let go of.

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I think giraffes would be good at getting things down from the top shelf in the Ikea warehouse bit.

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Personal trainers, then.

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Terriers - archaeologists

Come on.

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delivery whales

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skink carpenters

Spiders - nan terrifiers

If an octopus can touch type it’d be able to reach an impressive WPM.

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How would that work? They have two fewer things to press the keys with than I have fingers and thumbs.

Lay a tentacle over an entire row of keys and then just use the appropriate sucker when necessary.

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Gorillas - Doormen
Chimpanzees - Piano Movers

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Sloths - Yodel delivery drivers

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