Squids would be good on checkouts. The extra arms would be handy. Could also be good for stacking shelves, and collecting baskets/trollies. They could do all of the above at the same time, tbf.
Hedgehogs could serve at parties, walking around with bits of fruit or cheese skewered on their spikes.
Not a party with balloons, though
Shame on the bird community for not getting their shit together to offer short haul flights for individuals tbh
Ah true, and then is it even a party?
got a meeting on the other side of town? No problem, 10-15 pigeons will pick you up with their legs and fly you over
Would be interested in two eagles carrying me into town in a hammock
It’s simply the only way to travel, Darling!
I like this idea in concept but we might need to pick a different bird. A little research shows that the average pidgeon can carry 30-50 grams and the average person worldwide apparently weighs 62kg. You’d need around 1,550 pigeons to carry a person.
Lost it at the idea of that sight
You’d be so covered in poo
The way I see it, right, is we have pedestrians, cyclists and cars on the road. Then planes high up in the sky. But nothing in between. Loads of missed potential for low-flying commuter options.
Sharks doing a deep sea taxi service, call it Scuber.
The Great Bustard can weigh up to 20 kilos.
If they can also carry around 10% of their body weight you’d only need 31 or so to carry a person.
They might be hard to find though. Did the maths, if you can find 56 mute swans we could have lift off.
Be a lovely quiet way to travel, too.
Someine should give wasps a job so they stop hanging out by bins and ruining picnics
Thank you so much for doing this pivotal research
Gorillaz- cartoon band members
I’ve always thought a swarm of wasps would make a great nightclub doorman. Got someone being a bit lairy? Swarm of wasps will sort that out
Yes, get them to channel their sociopathic tendencies for good instead of evil
