Animal Job Suggestions

Just checking that you’d thought it through

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Penguins- snooty waiters

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dolphin lifeguards please

A remake of Baywatch with dolphins? Is that what you want?

Elephants - driving instructors

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“When I slap the dashboard with my trunk, I want you to perform an emergency stop”

“Okay, the gearstick is just- sorry, I’ll move, it’s under- hang on I’ll get out and back in, see if that’s the problem”

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elephants would be firefighters

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Actually that’s much more sensible, yes.

Monkey chauffeur

Ostrich : Can Can dancers.

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A big round of aclaws for the front line crab workers, keeping our streets clean.

A million monkeys: playwrights

Gorillas and bears would be quite good bin people IMO. Strong, seem to enjoy lifting and throwing.

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Think more fish should be doing stuff under the sea tbh. Not sure what exactly but they’re taking the piss a bit. Not adding much to society are they.

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Hyenas - sitcom studio audience

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They could be taking post across the sea. If they’re heading that way already.

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Exactly!! And bigger fish such as dolphins can do parcels.
Pull your fingers out, fish!

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All these microscopic bugs that supposedly live on us could do a bit of a better job of keeping us clean. Eat the dirt under my fingernail you ingrates

Woodpeckers could work in coffee shops/smoothie bars, pressing the buttons on and off.