Animal Surnames

Fox
Crow(e)

Hippopotamus

It’s not your birthday anymore, dipshit

That’s Mr Hippopotamus to you

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Mole
Giraffe

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Hawk

Marty McFly

@colossalhorse what is Mr Socks first name?

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John Beetle
Paul Beetle
George Beetle
Ringo Beetle

Sexwhale

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Ure Midge

Burdon
West
Allen
Koester
Andres
Salinas
Mackey
Steel
Gallagher
Ruiz
Handley
Valentine
Price
Summers
Chandler
Rowberry

He refuses to say. I think he likes to maintain an air of formality, which is a bit rich considering how often he shows us his anus.

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Mr Cod

Badger

Alec Salmond
Nicola Sturgeon

the dolphin

A family I knew as a kid changed their surname from Hankey to Caribou

Millipede

shut up