He refuses to say. I think he likes to maintain an air of formality, which is a bit rich considering how often he shows us his anus.

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Mr Cod

Badger

Alec Salmond
Nicola Sturgeon

the dolphin

A family I knew as a kid changed their surname from Hankey to Caribou

Millipede

shut up

or was it centipede?

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The name’s Snail, Gary Snail

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Slug?

Can’t stop giggling at this.
Imagining him doffing his cap.

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Avery Caterpillar

McBain?

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mmm hmmm

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Vogel,

Simon Cow-Owl

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Mel Gibbons

Hpund

Wolf