Probably a very good looking chimp.
dolphin
snidey twats.
pretend to lead you to safety but actually lead you to hungry sharks then laugh about it in a high-pitched way.
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Perverted water sex.
I’ve very particular. This needs to be a seriously hot chimp. At least a 9.
A rat lives at the Morrisons near me. I’ve named him Stephen Ratrick Morrisons in my head. I keep wanting to post this on FB, but it’s a bit Smiths-niche for my friends. My best friend will love it, so making her smile would count for something.
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The bird bits of any nature show are boring IMO
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Bit sick of meerkats. The Johnny Depp of the animal world.
Yeah you were cute once and we could watch you in anything but now you’re looking very very tired. We’re frankly sick of those insurance ads (/POTC movies) and recent reports of domestic abuse leave a very nasty taste in the mouth (just depp that one). Also fucking Mortdecai?? (again just Depp).
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that analogy sort of came to me on the fly, I’m not sure I stand by it 100%
Pandas. They’re really cute, sure. Great for funny videos on the internet. However - and I have no scientific evidence to back this up, I’m just relaying what I’ve been told - they’re driving themselves to extinction because they cant be bothered to mate. Fucking stupid, that, isn’t it?
Also, everytime you see a panda there are always loads of animal scientists and panda specialists around them working out their best environment and stuff, trying to get them to mate and stop eating bamboo. Seems like loads of effort for a really stupid animal.
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Orangutans. They always look dead scratty
Dodos were idiots. Wish theyd fucked off sooner.
… MAN
… the NOT-ALL-THAT-EST animal of all.
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Haha 
Related note: I like red pandas, and they’re cute bastards, but they’re even MORE extinctiony than pandas, and aren’t actually pandas at all.
Can you tell Richard Attenbro to sort that out? It’s been pissing me off.
And Pandas themselves aren’t even bears, they’re more like disney-fied black-and-white pigs, so if you could have a word with Noah Lennox too that’d be great
With you there, though not sure what Richard’s going to do about any of this.
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They’re ace - you need to hang out with them some more