Animals with reputations

Lemmings jumping off cliffs.

Pure bollocks.

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fox in the box: actually a man

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Swans - arm breakers

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that chimpanzee that karl pilkington said was a fireman

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It is well known that chimps are most likely to join the emergency services as paramedics

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Wasps: pricks.

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The cheeky IKEA monkey/shrewbie. There is no difference

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Seagulls thugs

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Rabbits - Shaggers

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Pit bulls, sadly, but fortunately that’s beginning to change. They’re the sweetest and most magical beings on the planet.


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One of the little shits tried to sting me at lunch, luckily I managed to swat it off (steady…) just as it was about to pull the trigger. One slightly irritated neck for five minutes, one SHAMED wasp.

My tolerance for them always lessens after spending a weekend trying to keep them out of my cider at Green Man with a strong bout of wasp tourettes.

Capybaras : notorious for money-laundering via offshore accounts.

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Mongoooses - killing snakes

Elephants - not forgetting stuff

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Chimps - Piano Shifters and Tea Drinkers

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Flamingoes: gambling addicts

Great Danes - Cowards

Tiger Sharks: racists

Voles: down to earth and very funny

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Was off work ill yesterday and saw a program where a zookeeper had to break up a fight between a skunk and a porcupine. He ended up with a quill stuck in his leg and had to throw his trousers away as the skunk had sprayed them.

Porcupines-spiky
Skunks-smelly

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