Animals you have patted

animals

#1
  • Cat
  • Dog
  • Hamster
  • Rat
  • Mouse
  • Rabbit
  • Guinea Pig
  • Gerbil
  • Other rodent
  • Horse/Pony
  • Zebra
  • Llama/Alpaca/Guanaco
  • Goat
  • Deer
  • Antelope
  • Cow
  • Sheep
  • Pig
  • Elephant
  • Drugged tiger for Tinder profile
  • Monkey/Ape
  • Reptile
  • Other (please specify in comments)

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#2

Most of the main ones


#3

Cow pats!


#4

cow - patted


#5

Surprisingly few good ones, for someone who went out with an animal handler/zookeeper for seven years.


#6

Forgot to put snake in the options, and now it’s too late.


#7

Just TODAY I have patted two rabbits, one border collie, two ducks and a couple of hens.

Yesterday I patted a horse, and over the weekend an emu!


#8

Loads of fucking owls, obviously.


#9

Loadsa birds too, my uncle keeps them for some reason.


#10

LAD


#11

Do you think animals like being patted? Because, y’know, I don’t really - not sure any reason they’d like it. Exceptions for cats and dogs because they’re obviously well into it.


#12

koala, kangaroo, owl, and the most dangerous animal of all: man


#13

Capybara was good.


#14

Here’s some deer who later bit me when it turned out I had no more food.


#15

patted a stingray before. Not as slimy as you’d expect.


#16

There’s a goat near where my mum used to live that likes to hug people over the fence.


#17

Sealife Centre? Apparently they stopped doing that because the fish were dying young of stress.


#18

Killer whale at Sea World in Florida when I was a kid (it’s ok, this was before Blackfish so orca cruelty hadn’t been invented yet). They feel like they’re made of rubber…


#19

I’d love to stroke a squirrel.


#20

this would have been at the Blue Planet Aquarium in Ellesmere.