Animals you have patted


  • Cat
  • Dog
  • Hamster
  • Rat
  • Mouse
  • Rabbit
  • Guinea Pig
  • Gerbil
  • Other rodent
  • Horse/Pony
  • Zebra
  • Llama/Alpaca/Guanaco
  • Goat
  • Deer
  • Antelope
  • Cow
  • Sheep
  • Pig
  • Elephant
  • Drugged tiger for Tinder profile
  • Monkey/Ape
  • Reptile
  • Other (please specify in comments)

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Most of the main ones


Cow pats!


cow - patted


Surprisingly few good ones, for someone who went out with an animal handler/zookeeper for seven years.


Forgot to put snake in the options, and now it’s too late.


Just TODAY I have patted two rabbits, one border collie, two ducks and a couple of hens.

Yesterday I patted a horse, and over the weekend an emu!


Loads of fucking owls, obviously.


Loadsa birds too, my uncle keeps them for some reason.




Do you think animals like being patted? Because, y’know, I don’t really - not sure any reason they’d like it. Exceptions for cats and dogs because they’re obviously well into it.


koala, kangaroo, owl, and the most dangerous animal of all: man


Capybara was good.


Here’s some deer who later bit me when it turned out I had no more food.


patted a stingray before. Not as slimy as you’d expect.


There’s a goat near where my mum used to live that likes to hug people over the fence.


Sealife Centre? Apparently they stopped doing that because the fish were dying young of stress.


Killer whale at Sea World in Florida when I was a kid (it’s ok, this was before Blackfish so orca cruelty hadn’t been invented yet). They feel like they’re made of rubber…


I’d love to stroke a squirrel.


this would have been at the Blue Planet Aquarium in Ellesmere.