#15

Dara O’Briain or Graham Norton after delivering a punchline:

#AHHHHHHHHH

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#16

…

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#17

Not for me, Clive.

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#18

Just realised that Glenn Hoddle is Frank Sidebottom.

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#20

I absolutely love him

#21

:smiley: enjoyed that way more than i should have. that smugface freeze frame/zoom/toploader at the end killed me

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#22

Matt Baker ‘off of’ Countryfile says ‘I tell yer what…’ about ten times a show.

#23

When he commentates on Gymnastics he will ejaculate ‘Whoa! Just look at that! Outstanding stuff!’ after every single dismount / routine before one of his co-commentators picks up in a normal tone of voice and unpicks the routine strand-by-strand.

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#24

I noticed Glenn often ends his comments with a question- “it was a lovely move, wasn’t it?”, “he hit it well, didn’t he?” - like he’s constantly seeking validation or approval. Quite tragic really, considering it’s usually Robbie Savage or Michael Owen sitting next to him.

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#25

The thought of this video still makes me laugh quite regularly.

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#26

the bake off people referring to cakes, biscuits, bread, and pastries as ‘bakes’.

people at my current place of employment also say this and its maddening.

#27

I don’t like the voices that Russel Howard puts on.

I assume he still does them, I haven’t “given him the time of day” in years.

#28

I do love how he’s carved a niche of Countryfile and Gymnastics though

#29

Yeah - I quite like the bloke, generally. And he’ll always get a lot of kudos from me for THAT question to Cameron on the One Show many moons ago.

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#30

googles

heh.

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#31

Martin Keown always answers a question by starting his answer with “Look” or “listen”

#32

*Michael Clarke

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#33

Plus he says quality the whole fucking time. That lacked quality, he needs to improve his quality, quality street, quality mate etc

#34

Look, that’s a quality example

#35

Always thought John Torode was “Jonty Rhodes”. Nothing else to contribute, stopped reading at that bit. Bye!

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