Annoying your partner *Official Thread*

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#1

How are you getting on since the last thread?
Found any new ways to really bug them?


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#2

i cant seem to post this


#3

She swears she heard an owl in the garden, so I’m insisting that it was a pigeon and she can’t tell the difference. That’s really winding her up.

Also whenever she says she’s seen a black squirrel I tell her it was just a grey one that was a bit dirty.


#4

This is actually annoying me and I’m not even involved.


#5

If she gets a haircut and is fishing for me to notice it I keep asking her if she’s got new glasses.

She got new glasses last week so I asked her if she’d had a haircut, because it looked nice.


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#6

He gets very angry if I leave the hairbrush on my bed. So I’ll purposefully make my bed super nice and place the hairbrush in the middle for when he’s gonna be round.


#7

These threads are always fun and good, thanks Meo!


#8


#9

Original Thread!


#10

Nope, no sarcasm. They’re great, I wish I could contribute as an annoyer as opposed to an annoyee though


#11

How does she annoy you though big man?

Could be helpful stuff / we can all side with her, call her brilliant and laugh at you! :slight_smile:


#12

Singing Christmas songs throughout the year is a particularly annoying one, think other examples wouldn’t really be relevant to the thread as they’re not (as far as I know) deliberate acts (stacking the washing up wrong etc etc)


#13

Pretended our hips were magnetised while walking round the Pompidou Centre on Sunday. Then pressed a ‘button’ which flipped the pole of my hip so they repelled so we couldn’t stand close together any more.


#14

He’s moved to a new house with a big living room window onto a main street (even tho he’s on the 1st floor) so I try to pull down his trousers and pants as much as possible in front of the window. He said I shouldn’t do this or even joke about him being naked in front of a window as he thinks he could be arrested? I don’t think you can be arrested for being naked in your own home tho.


#15

I’m away with work often, so when I get back I’ve taken to yelling ‘I’m home! I’ve missed you so much!’ then ignoring her, walking past her and cuddling the cat.


#16

Very fond of this.


#17

She is not


#18

Just checked the old thread, I did that tampon lark the other week so at least I’m consistent.


#19

Pretend to bum her any time she bends over


#20

Classic!