I keep making jokes about how ashy her feet are.
She’s probably going to murder me soon.
I keep making jokes about how ashy her feet are.
She’s probably going to murder me soon.
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magnificent work
after well over a thousand posts, reading this is the only time in here I’ve thought
“damn, wish I wasn’t single”
Damn I wish I wasn’t single
I’ll irk you till the daylight comes
Make sure you are frowning and bored
I am everything
Tonight I’ll insult your mother
I’ll do such things to increase your pain
Cloud your mind and make you feel ashamed
Never knew that brushing my teeth could be so amusing/annoying for us! Tonight:
“My darling. What’s happened to your face?”
“What?”
“It’s everywhere.”
“What? Where?” I dab the very bottom of my chin, nowhere near my toothpaste.
“It’s because you look at your phone when you brush your teeth, you don’t even notice it!”
I check the mirror, and say “Ah, it’s just a little bit”, and easily clean it off with one swipe, therefore demonstrating it’s just a little bit.
“A little bit?! No, a little bit is when we were out on our walk yesterday. This isn’t a little bit.”
Shout “Come on, Tim!” every single time Tim Henman appears on TV.
How have I never seen this before
I’ve been recently occasionally breaking out an old classic.
M: Do you mind turning the light on?
Me: sure.
Then I turn the light on, pause, then turn it off again.
Also works with a request to “grab a fork for me”.
Been consistently misquoting Dirty Dancing ‘can’t put the baby in a corner’
The local pub put out a thing on social media saying you can now bring your dog to the pub again (I guess they weren’t allowed in the first few days after reopening?). So now when we are walking or driving locally and I see someone walking a dog I say “I expect they’re off to the pub”. If we see someone and they haven’t got a dog with them I say “I don’t think they’re going to the pub”. Reckon I’ll be pushed under a lorry by Thursday.
Really really stupid, but keep saying “this weather has big dick energy” and it’s doing my partner’s head in
I’d like this thread to be more active
Far too risky to be annoying when you’ve been stuck together for months
Same.
Unfortunately I’m usually the recipient of annoyance.
My partner and i were having a little rest on the sofa yesterday and he kept poking me every few seconds while I was trying to rest. In the end i got so fucked off i went and did something else. One of us found it hilarious.
Haha that is pretty funny
MrS is back to working from home while the rest of us are on holiday still.
So, literally everything we do. Loudly celebrating Fall Guys victories, calling him Chuckles when he’s on a call, sitting about, singing…
Yeah. Unfortunately at the moment this is no joke. I am currently bending over backwards to unannoy Mrs F as much as I can, which given that she currently finds the way I breathe annoying is quite hard.
Same. GF is pregnant so I’m trying to be as unannoying as possible.
If anyone needs any tips on being unannoying I’m here for you.