#190

I should probably get clothes that are more comfortable, I just tend to wear dresses, skirts or skinny jeans and none of them are as comfy as PJ trousers and a tshirt. The other night in the cinema I had to unbutton and unzip my jeans :blush: when the lights came on again and I stood up to zip them up I got a few funny looks. Haha!! Errr.

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#191

:no_mouth:

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#192

Same, none of my clothes really fit me anymore. I’m sure i’ll get slim again eventually though…?

#193

I’m struggling to see the link between dead skin/ zits and PJs

#194

Bah, yeah… same same… I put my gym gear on earlier with the intention of going for a run but I went and bought a coffee instead :smiley: haha, I will go to the gym later though. Yep.

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#195

When reading out phone numbers, card numbers and etc to her, I over enunciate them. Always goes down well

#197

Bad enough that whenever I blow my hayfevered nose during the summer it sounds like a trumpet gone wrong, I’ve taken to incorporating Glastonbury by telling my wife to catch me on the West Holts stage at 6pm all weekend.

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#198

As part of our going-to-bed routine, the TV likes to have a sip of water, hydration being important and whatnot. I’ve come up with a terrific acronym (ARISTOTLE) which I’m incredibly pleased with and where she is determined not to learn the words that it stands for:
After Routinely Imbibing Solvent, Turn Off The Lights, Eh?

Every night:
Me: Aristotle?
TV: Yes. I know what it means, but I don’t know what it stands for. Don’t say i…
Me: After routine-
TV: I’m not listening! I don’t know what this stands for
Me: -ly imbibing
TV: I’m ignoring you
TV has drink of water, meaning she can’t speak
Me: solvent, turn off the lights, eh?
TV: sigh

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#199

That is some lengths you’ve gone to Aphex…

and I LIKE IT

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#200

It’s the ham-fisted ‘eh’ at the end to force the acronym that really makes it for me.

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#201

I think if your TV is imbibing solvents before bed every night you might need an intervention.

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#202

Can you honestly blame her?

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#203

Post Every Night Imbibing, Switch All Lights Off, Upstairs Dear?

She might remember that one more easily.

#204

She has stopped scrolling through Netflix asking ‘What about this one?’ because she knows my answer will be either ‘Seen it’ or ‘No thanks’

#205

i would deliberately not learn what it means, in the same way she clearly is, because you get what you deserve when you come up with shit like that. shes throwing your deliberate wind up back in your face there

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#206

You’re the worst.

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#207

Pen Is A Loud ?

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#208

You’ve read my post and I bet if you had to hazard a guess at the words in order to, oh I don’t know, boot May from office, you’d get it right - I’ve already won :sunglasses:

#209

u wot m8

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#210

There aren’t enough sockets on the extension lead to have her PC stuff and my bass stuff plugged in at the same time. I’ve started changing up which one I unplug to use my amp each time.

This is the first one of these that I actually feel bad about, so I might stop.