#211

Have you thought about asking her to change her name to something beginning with ‘E’?

#212

Good idea! I’ll raise it tonight and let you know.

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#213

Finally did this last night. It was a full irking.

Would highly recommend.

#214

Having silly ‘arguments’ with her about, for example, lions being male and tigers being the female version…

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#215

Started squeezing her thigh with my hand while forcing a fart out

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#216

She’s decided that a chicken and sweetcorn sandwich is weird and is refusing to acknowledge the fact that literally every supermarket sells them and usually includes one as part of a chicken triple.

#217

Just because it exists, it doesn’t make it not weird

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#218

look at @anon29812515 for example.

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#219

It’s a combination of thinking it’s weird and thinking that I’ve made it up. The fact it exists definitely means I haven’t made it up tbf.

#220

Working extremely hard to convince her of ludicrous mistruths. Once got her to believe that the actor who played Bruce Bogtrotter from Matilda actually died as a result of eating too much cake in adult life. And that he also had a short stint as Lindsay Lohan’s boyfriend.

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#221

We are watching the leftovers at the minute so he’ll say ‘leftovers tonight?’ and I’ll say ‘nah I thought I’d make that curry/ whatever.’ always great and hilarious but he says otherwise

Watched the OJ documentary thing before this and that was equally ripe but more drinks-based

Otherwise probably just annoy him with my annoying face

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#222

are we sure he did exist?

#223

Well also, supermarkets don’t stock sandwiches without a wide acceptance, ergo it’s not weird.

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#224

Wor Lass likes things to be symmetrical and properly balanced so I’ve started making her asymmetric sandwiches.

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A thread to link to some top quality 2017/NewDiS posts
How do you cut your sandwich?
Toast Station [Audit]
This is a sandwich
Tuesday 14th July
#225

I’d throw this back in your face

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#227

You can fuck right off with that, friend

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#228

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#229

jesus fucking christ keith, did you send it through the fucking shredder first? holy fuck

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#230

That is next level!

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#231

I named the hedgehog that lives in our garden “Gashwrecker”.

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