#232

I worry about offending Hivemind accidentally enough as it is but didn’t realise all it takes to tip DiS over the edge is an irregular sandwich.

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#233

Looks ace! Good work, K-dog!

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#234

Guys, just set up my partners new phone. I need ideas on how to wind her up.

#235

Change all of the punctuation in the dictionary to “you shit cunt” (© @elthamsmateowen)

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#236

i ask my woman whether she has the will of a warrior when she asks me for advice.

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#237

I don’t do anything to my partner, that I can think of. But my other half has been looking at videos on Instagram of Korean people with their pet cats. After that whenever my presence is required a cat name in a Korean accent is shouted at me. Which I obviously ignore, in a sulk, until my real name is called.

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#238

Absolutely can recommend.

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#239

Put all the icons on the home screen, and take a screenshot.

Move all the icons off of the home screen and set the screenshot as the background.

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#240

Diabolical. I like it.

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#241

See also: Take screenshot, in Photoshop put a crack in the screen, then set the screenshot as background.

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#243

take a thousand selfies

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#244

Already managed to do this while pissing around with the camera.

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#245

set up ‘funny’ caller ID photos for people

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#246

put a picture of your penis as your contact picture

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#247

haaaa this story still makes me shudder at my desk with laughter

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#248

I’ve done a picture of myself looking like a penis. I feel this is a good compromise.

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#249

Not good enough. GET (it) OUT

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#250

Stunning, stunning work.

#251

Farting is so reliable for this, isn’t it?

#252

Her: Sounds like you had a stressful day at work today, you know you can always talk to me about it.
Me: Thanks, work’s been tough but there’s actually been something else on my mind.
Her: Want to talk about it?
Me: Nah, it’s nothing…
Her: You sure?
Me: Well…gravity’s just wrong isn’t it?
Her: …
Me: I mean, it doesn’t make sense.
Her: Are you serious?
Me: Why doesn’t the water just fall off?
Her: You’re the worst, you know that?

Thanks to everyone in the terrible things on social media thread for that one.

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