#21

Pointing out that she’s not a “proper” Dr. at every opportunity

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#22

Yell ‘come in’ whenever she does anything that makes a repetitive sound that could be even loosely interpreted as someone knocking on a door.

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#23

Suggest we go for a KFC every time we pass one or an advert for one.

(we have never been for a KFC)

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#24

Flick the v’s at her in her peripheral vision, when she looks over at me I change it to a friendly wave.

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#25

Keep sending her loads of minion memes via facebook messenger

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#26

Kinda feel bad that we have enough serious, relationship-defining stuff to argue about without having to throw cutesy stuff like KFCs and unwanted moonying into the mix.

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#27

I’ve got an amazing one in this vein.

Stare at her until she looks up, then immediately look away, then revert to staring at her the moment she looks away, then when she looks up I immediately look away, etc etc etc etc for as long as it takes for her to totally lose her shit

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#28

I’ll sit there doing this quite a lot

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#29

twisting innocuous things she says to accuse her of bigotry

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#30

Stone cold classic there @eems

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#31

I “ALRIGHT, FARAGE” her a lot.

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#32

Good one that, just replying with a :astonished: and “that’s a bit racist”

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#33

She’s an overly nervous passenger so while I’m driving will panic-strickenly point out hazards miles before they require action, which I ignore, until I slowly and gradually come to a stop at the zebra crossing/traffic jam/whatever and let out a bloodurdling scream followed by a massive sigh of relief.

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#34

don’t think so mate, I invented this

#35

Every time she mentions our son I say “who?”

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#36

:smiley: .

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#37

you’re so mean smee

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#38

Making my hands wet/if they are wet from doing washing up or something, I’ll act affectionate and then use her clothes to dry them, then say ‘cheers’ and walk away.

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#39

I used to find sleeping with other girls got her back right up

#40

Bit too subtle for me.

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