Oh lord yes
Sheās got a really lovely ombre grey coat and whenever she wears it I tell her she looks like a pigeon.
Iām not having this one coz I got a nice coat and every time I wore it my gf would say I looked like a magician and it drove me up the wall to the extent that I eventually took it to a charity shop
Accidentally annoyed my wife yesterday.
Me: *sings a couple of lines of a song*
Mrs CCB, a few seconds later: *sings a couple of lines of the same song*
Me: āWhat are you singing?ā
Colleague just told me how he annoys his wife: any time she uses the word āpurposeā heāll pretend she said āporpoiseā and say āwhatās that got to do with dolphins?ā or similar
Sheās currently reading The Handmaidās Tale. I keep asking her if sheās gotten to the bit with the dragon yet.
Iāve got a lot of more mileage out of pretending the Elgin Marbles are glass marbles than I thought I would.
This reminds me of trying to persuade my ex that the Elgin Marbles was actually a display of the Fifth Earl of Elginās sanity.
The myth didnāt stick, sadly.
Only realised this was the case last year when I saw them
2 kisses
lucky boy
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*Dr Mrs Epimer, you massive sexist.
She can scold me herself when she gets here.
Dr Mrs Epimerās optimism fell
first hurdle.
Did you reply ānew phone, who dis?ā
I did that the first time she sent me a WhatsApp, followed by a selfie of someone who wasnāt me. It didnāt work.
Mrs CCB wants to sign up as equals_closed_bracket. Sheās very pleased with herself at thinking of this name. Am trying not to burst her bubble.