He woke me up in the night the other week because I wiped my dribbly mouth on his back
In my defense I was sleeping and didn’t do it on purpose.
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Incredible.
She drools on me a lot too. A very moist sleeper.
I disagree.
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Christ mate, rollback on the gaslighting, eh?
It’s electric, actually, so I can see just fine.
…ttt
I think you can, in theory? Otherwise men could just flash you from their home windows with impunity and I’m pretty sure that’s something you can get them banged up for.
Whenever we go shopping together, I chuck the bags into the basket of the trolley, rather than using the hook by the handle. She hates it.
for balance, she always tries to touch my anus (I don’t like having my anus touched)
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you should just let her once or twice, to make sure.
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In what sense? Just as a laugh or sexually?
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Whoever it was that suggested responding to lengthy emails/texts with “unsubscribe”: thank you, I stole it.
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she’s been successful on a number of occasions
just as a laugh. she’s not into anus sex either
in what context? As meo said. Very different settings.
100% an arrest-able offense. not saying I’ve done it, mind.
this old lady used to do it all the time round our way in the 80’s. seemed OK then, but she still got a caution. and a new dressing gown
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hook bag handle shop handle hook shop hook handle?
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further anus disclosure
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Amazing.